Don’t tase me bro! (unless you are listening to Sabbath at the time in which case I fully understand)

There is a new taser hitting the market that doubles as an MP3 player and I can’t help but ask my self one question. Why? I suppose the line between personal protection and personal enjoyment is growing thin, right? Right?

The company making these is also releasing models in red-hot red and fashion pink for the discerning woman on the go who simply must have her Spice Girls rocking while she walks to her car in a dark parking lot.

People please don’t load Podfitness workouts on one of these things because I can tell you from personal experience, when I get done with a Danny Bonaduce workout I always feel like tasing something. And Danny doesn’t need any more lawsuits people.
I only hope they were smart enough in the design process to not put the tase button next to the play button.