There’s a new health drink in town, and Jackie Chan has a strict policy of supplying his patented face kick to those who ignore it.

So we made up the part where Jackie Chan will kick you in the face if you do not drink this tea. But he does want you to try it, and who are we to argue?

(So maybe we found it in a supermarket, and our curiosity was piqued.)

There are 3 reasons we think you should try this stuff:

1. It’s cold-pressed green tea. That’s the kind you want; it’s better for you than brewed green tea. It’s the best stuff we’ve seen on the market for instant, brewed, or bottled tea. There are 50MG of EGCGs in it, and 150MG of antioxidants.

2. It’s sugar free, but doesn’t taste like a saccharin-sickle. It’s actually pretty good, with just the right amount of sweetness. After taste-testing lemon and raspberry, we prefer lemon, though both are surprisingly tasty. Kind of a Crystal Light-ish flavor.

3. It’s cheap. We picked ours up at Albertson’s for around 25 cents a packet. Seeing as many instant drinks try to hit you for north of $1.00 apiece, this seems like a pretty good deal.

Super healthy and cancer-preventing, easy, cheap, and tasty. What in the world are you waiting for?

Note: Some cursory research shows that the makers of Jackie Chan’s Tea, TeaTech, are located a couple of miles from Podfitness headquarters. They, nor anyone else, will get a paid review here. And although we’ve never talked to them before, we’d be willing to drive down just to see Jackie slaving over his latest batch of delicious raspberry tea.